I Can't Make This Up

Conversation between Dave and I the other night:

Dave: I'm going to be busy tomorrow.  I got a lot of stuff to do.

Me: Oh yeah?

Dave: Yeah.  I got a shed to clean out.  I have 3 cars to wash.  I have to go to the hoobajoo to get the spinny thing.

Me: The who and the where?

Dave: The hoobajoo...you know, to get the fan.

Me (laughing, hard): No, I don't know.

Dave: Well, I couldn't get storage locker and since I was committed to hoobajoo, I couldn't say, 'I need to go to the hoobajoo to get the...fan.'  That wouldn't sound right.